ow! ow! harder!

2:15 p.m., 2002-03-20

I put together a whole diary entry and motherfucking Netscape shut down on me right as I was going to save it. I fucking hate Netscape, I hate it I hate it I hate it.

so no diary entry right now. it wasn't important anyway-- just fluffy stuff about how good Japanese food is, and how, when you go to the dentist, it helps distract you from the pain if you think to yourself "I deserve to be punished; this will teach me not to scrape my teeth when performing oral sex on my Master/Mistress. I am a lowly worm."

because you'll have to concentrate on not laughing. it'll be over before you know it.

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